January 2011
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Want. Give left nut for this. →
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Anonymous asked: Do you wish for kittens too?
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I'm just not a morning person.
Woke up this morning, picked my nose and only to find out I got a monster bloody nose. Well then I shoved some toilet paper up there to stop the mother fucker. But when I pulled the toilet paper out of my nose this giant mucus bloody booger comes out with it. Like this thing was like four inches long. Sick I know. So I threw the monster in the sink but i wouldn’t wash down the drain. So I...
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Oh Yoko. →
Yoko Ono’s feelings on Lady Gaga. (It’s kind of awkward.)
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